The Vatican’s mastermind discovered ?




Wilson was first sighted last February by a Italian police officer (32) when Pope Benedikt XVI was spotted with Wilson during a annual speech. After further investigation several informants claimed that the relation between Wilson and the Vatican was under pressure. One of the personal servants of Pope Benedikt XVI told us that a big verbal fight took place between the Pope and Wilson which he thought was about a business conflict. All we now is that a few days later hell broke loose when an anonymous source supplied several names, churches and organizations which where involvement in a large scale cover up on sexual abuse of children.

This created several new questions, what was going on between Wilson and the Pope? Was Wilson involved in the Vatican’s largest cover up operation?

Maybe there is more to Wilson then meets the eye…

Welcome to.. Where the f*ck is Wilson?

Wilson is the famous volleyball from the box office hit Cast Away with Tom Hanks. After years of isolation Toms character builds a relationship with Wilson The Volleyball and together they went on a quest to find civilization once again. After a large storm on open sea Wilson is lost the very next day by the strong currents of the pacific ocean. A last glimpse of this hero was seen in the final scene where Wilson heads off into the wide world and leaving his long time friend Tom all by himself. We all know what happened to Tom and that he lived happily ever after, but what about Wilson? What really happened to him? Did he got lost ? Did he survive? … Or did he actually return to his home planet?

The great questions in history like: What is the meaning of life? When is Jesus coming back? And of course the classic.. Why did the chicken cross the road? .. are greatly overpowered by the ultimate question in life..

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Where the f*ck is Wilson?