Wilson facts ... ( No joke )

"Wilson lent the dinosaurs money. They forgot to pay him back"


"Wilson invented the Swiss Army Knife then founded Switzerland so that there would be an army to use it"
"On the 7th day God rested....Wilson took over"

"Wilson is Chuck Norris' role model."


"Bill Gates stole the idea for Microsoft from Wilson''
'' Wilson doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.''


''Wilson stared in Baywatch''

"Wilson once beat Pacman in a Pacman look-alike competition''

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Wilson out. It failed miserably"

"One time Wilson punk'd God"

"When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, it is implied that he is going to ask Wilson for help."